Instead of Prophets

Where the Prophets have gone to hide from their terrible puns.

Here, we offer you a place to rest your weary eyes from the onslaught of "Blessings and Curses" and "The Answer is in the Desert and the Desert is in the Answer".

Our Prophets-in-exile will guide you through the wilderness of the web, pointing out the best places to find a decent cup of coffee and the worst places to get a decent haircut.

Don't get lost in the void of uncertainty, come to Instead of Prophets and let us guide you through the wasteland of forgotten dreams and shattered expectations.